I'm feeling bouncy today, as though I could conquer the world with just a beach ball and a white, sacchrine smile. I'm drinking lime-flavored sparkling water, which David has quite accurately pointed out is on every college kid's grocery list. It allows me to pretend I'm old and cranky, like I'm drinking scotch at nine in the morning. I have class with the celebrity today. Should be a hoot!
("a hoot," employed ironically to suggest that I am in fact an old man)
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