I got a booty call last night. I've never gotten a booty call before, as in a literal ("ring ring") call to inquire about some booty. Unfortunately, the boy in question was on ecstacy and "I just had a fight with my boyfriend."
I can't be that guy.
So I saw him this afternoon, and we both played it off like nothing happened. And it made me very grateful to be a gay man, because somehow I don't think any other type of person could master the same nonchalance we had.
It made me wonder: If I were to call random boys I have vague crushes on and pretend to be drunk, could I also get away with such forward behavior? Would they be as kind, letting me down nicely and pretending nothing happened?
I hope things have worked out with his boyfriend.
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