Wednesday, May 05, 2004

Crush of the Day

Think rubbing vaginal blood all over a boy's face is arousing in an artsty French film?

This boy

plays classical music and violent video games. He gives his boyfriend hot, wet kisses in the shower and tells him to "have fun" on their shooting spree. Then, he cares enough about him to blow him away once they've picked off nearly everyone left in the school.

Violent and tragic—now, that's a love story. Why can't I have a boyfriend like that?

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