The most fabulous thing about being gay is that I get to tell stories like the following:
So, the five of us ended up at this apartment, and the host was like, 'I'm going to take a shower, anyone want to join me?' So I asked, point-blank, all the other boys in the room, what their sexual orientation was. Spandex shorts and vocal inflections notwithstanding, they all claimed to be straight. I turned to the host, 'So the only person who would realistically consider taking you up on your offer would be me?' He just shrugged. So we took a shower together.
It's true and fabulous and expected. I'm gay, so I am just walking controversy. I live for the envy elicited in straight men's eyes when I tell one of my sordid stories. If only it happened more often.
2 comments:
did that really happen? good lawd almighty. you mean people are still wearing spandex shorts? eww!
it's creepy that next to your head in your profile is the ever so small sliver of blond jen...creepster. :). see you soon! be nice to my boy for me while you two are in the same land without me.
My compatriots at work call me a "walking HR violation," so I know how you feel about being a walking controversy ... but was the shower fun at least? :)
And you banged Ann Coulter? Did you read what Al Franken has to say about her in "Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them?" That snatch is tainted with evil blackness!!! Be careful! :)
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